Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 08, 2024

It’s Hammy’s innocence that gives him superpowers, like floating among the butterflies.

Oh lord, listening to racoons reproducing is awful. Sounds like a catfight in the woods behind my house most nights, but loud and persistent. Their family life must be very, uh, combative.

Will we see RJ explain this to Hammy tomorrow? Could be interesting.

For RJ to talk about the Zero standards of Verne is pretty …

[For someone without standards to talk about the zero standards of someone else …]

…and that’s just the foreplay.

Forget it, Mother Nature. These three are bachelors for life, baby. Plus, George can’t reproduce because there aren’t any other dinosaurs around.

As we found out a few weeks ago, their potential girlfriends are not interested.

I’ve heard some Humans that should have been out in the wild …… ;)

♫Let me tell ya ’bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called love♫

Hey, RJ. If Verne had zero standards, he wouldn’t have waited 27 years to call Velma (or is it Luby)?

Hey, RJ. If Verne had zero standards, he would have called Velma (or is it Luby?) before 27 years went by.

Some genes should not be duplicated.

The closest he came was with Sheila the snail, and I don’t know that this comic allows such hybrids.

You are talking to the wrong bunch here lady.

They don’t reproduce, because like most animal-based comics, females don’t factor in (due to sexism or stupidity, I guess).

While do I feel that Fernduhnutcase should be here, gitting the same direction from the good Mother. There’s no way he ever procreated, ………………right?: