Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 04, 2024

“Fashion is my mistress” is quite quotable.

Now for the rest of the story!!!

he is not a slave to fashion

He has less laundry to do. There’s that.

Send for the fashion police.

Thankfully we cannot see more of Howard’s haberdashery.

hey, Lil – my eyes are up here

Crocs, socks, and jocks?

I am waiting for the Howard Special edition of GQ. People will be getting home delivery so they don’t see the magazine racks.

Howard, put some pants on.

what a way to start a week

I can’t get that picture out of my head!

Bartender….an eye-bleach cocktail please, for Lil!

I like how Lil keeps her fashion sense reigned in. Howard’s been trying to get this thong week trend going for years now. Maybe if the owner cranked up the heat?

…and he’s got the thong on backwards again.

And a crewel mistress she is.

HOWARD! … ABOUUUT Face, FORWARRRD March …

WAIT …‼️ Belay that order …!

( here’s a bar towel )

Fashion is a harsh mistress.

“Fashion is my mistress!”

Fashion has very poor taste.

(But that’s not the first time I’ve said that.=