ta daaaa!
Because it doesn’t mer hams.
Interesting thought, why is it called a hammer?
Well, it’s not for making hams, is it.
If you make hams with it, then you can call it a hammer.
If you were Thor…
I’m surprised he didn’t pound Peter with that hammer.
His real name is Think- Speaker.
My friend, christened “Robert”, is a carpenter. They call him “Hammer Robbie”.
Because you don’t pound ham with it.
Um, so… Before using that tool, you must need to get on your nailpounder pants and cue up the soundtrack for Nailpounder Time!
If you’ve ever complained about nouns being turned into verbs, I hope you’ve never hammered in a nail. Or nailed in a nail. Or pounded in a nail.
Peter is starting to look like a nail.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
seanfear 7 months ago
ta daaaa!
Thehag 7 months ago
Because it doesn’t mer hams.
Its just me 7 months ago
Interesting thought, why is it called a hammer?
Imagine 7 months ago
Well, it’s not for making hams, is it.
Imagine 7 months ago
If you make hams with it, then you can call it a hammer.
David Lieb Premium Member 7 months ago
If you were Thor…
cracker65 7 months ago
I’m surprised he didn’t pound Peter with that hammer.
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
His real name is Think- Speaker.
gammaguy 7 months ago
My friend, christened “Robert”, is a carpenter. They call him “Hammer Robbie”.
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
Because you don’t pound ham with it.
The All-Meat Xylophone 7 months ago
Um, so… Before using that tool, you must need to get on your nailpounder pants and cue up the soundtrack for Nailpounder Time!
Ed The Red Premium Member 7 months ago
If you’ve ever complained about nouns being turned into verbs, I hope you’ve never hammered in a nail. Or nailed in a nail. Or pounded in a nail.
Spiffy 7 months ago
Peter is starting to look like a nail.