Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2024

Spork on!

Well, the knives should be safe enough … for awhile, anyway.

It’s not the same when you come to a spork in the road.

The forks are tine-y.

“Sign of the tines”. Groan! >:-D

Super-efficient sporks?

A great oxymoron.

Sporks will never replace forks for beard grooming.

Sporks are better in theory than in reality.

Failed product follow-up: The knapkin.

Evolution, or natural selection?

Sporks don’t work as either forks or spoons.

The myth of multi-tasking “efficiency”. Sporks are like most multitaskers, they can do multiple things poorly at the same time.

they could make one side of a spork sharp

My baby was delivered by the spork.

Just imagine how dated the Runcible Spoon feels!

Their favorite food to work on is pork.

Taco bell has stopped using sporks in Twin Cities MN BooHoo

where are the oval tines…?