The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2024

He’s got the Bob Fosse Flu.

How old do you have to be to get that??? At least 50 is young enough.

gotta admire someone who got rich wearing Dolfin shorts!

TMZ did a special on him last year, he hasn’t been seen in public for a while! I did not see that special.

Just the palm? My you have such dexterity.

Richard Simmons is playing bass and singing in the band Night Ranger. I love the band, but I swear Jack Blades looks like Simmons.

Oldsters wise, Simmons-ize.

Remember him from “Who’s Line Is It?” Even Drew Carey was bawling, he was laughing so hard!!

Who is Daniel Ser?

A nearly dead Richard Simmons gag? Snoozer…

He goes by Richard, but he prefers Dick.

What’s he now? about a hundred and two?

Guess I’m lucky at 77. My hands are steady as a rock!

Utah must be really desperate to be hiring a 5’7" 75-year-old.

I watched a Little Rascals cartoon yesterday. Stymie said a gut had Dessert treemens…

Never had any musical talent. Best I could ever do was chopsticks hands.

Applause (non-hearing folk)

Tremors in the extremities is one potential symptom of Parkinson’s disease.

I suppose it’s easier to live with than “Blues Hands”. (Don’t ask.)

They come in handy for Pewee Herman at the movies. >

“Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you’ve got to squeeze your buns. That’s my formula.”