WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 07, 2024

You’re in the wrong specialty store, Bonzo.

Gold with an American flag would be perfect

Applying a government job?

It’s hard to buy good clown shoes.

Oh, don’t be so shoesy!

He likes to loosely have his clothes kind of fit him funny.

Now, that is scary!

He wants shoes that are two feet long.

No, they don’t, but the shoemaker down the street does custom orders.

I have trouble buying shoes that are wide enough. I have to buy 9E width two sizes too long, so they look like clown shoes, especially the sandals. :)

78 only comes in white with giant red toenails. The white is a quality gesso for adding personal decorations.

I wasn’t aware that tRumpy had recently lost so much fat around his obese gut that those pants now fit him like this! He oughta try on that dark suit hanging in the closet there. It might fit him better, and already comes with a red necktie.