Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2024

I hope I never have an attitude like that!!!!!!

Makes perfect sense!

… because I have to have my phone and my coffee with me …

He should have had his PA hold his coffee and phone so he could spend more time with his pup.

Plus we take a little nap together after a vigous workout like this.

Almost as sad as seeing new mothers pushing strollers with one hand and using their phone with the other and not paying attention to their surroundings. Actually saw one run into a group of tourist on a sidewalk.

Is it so hard to hook the leash on your belt?

Get one of those hats that hold two beer cans and put your coffee there.

But whose going to hold her phone and coffee? And etc, etc ,etc?

Duh!

She strolls while he scrolls.

Time for innovation, a phone that holds coffee — and keeps it hot. Just be careful not to spill hot coffee in your ear.

On my street, the walkers are wearing Apple Air Pods and talking up a storm.

I would hire her to hold my phone and coffee so I could attend to my dog. I wouldn’t have a dog unless I liked walking it.

(I don’t have a dog.)

I thought she was his babysitter.