Under a minute? Not bad. Professional sheep shearers can shear sheep in under a minute. World records are one sheep sheared in 38 seconds; one lamb sheared in 19.8 seconds; 720 sheep sheared in 9 hours; and 839 lambs sheared in 9 hours. The record for blade shearing was set in 1892 and still stands: 321 sheep in 7 hours and 40 minutes.
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
Poor little Rory.
seanfear 9 months ago
ah which day of 2022, i wanna look that up haha
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Rory looks traumatized. Stan is still his buddy.
Michael Jones 9 months ago
the shear terror of it
GROG Premium Member 9 months ago
Stan hopes gramps sticks around.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 9 months ago
A minute flat! Rory’s probably worried about missing parts.
TMMILLER Premium Member 9 months ago
Under a minute? Not bad. Professional sheep shearers can shear sheep in under a minute. World records are one sheep sheared in 38 seconds; one lamb sheared in 19.8 seconds; 720 sheep sheared in 9 hours; and 839 lambs sheared in 9 hours. The record for blade shearing was set in 1892 and still stands: 321 sheep in 7 hours and 40 minutes.
serial232 9 months ago
Sheep have been bred to produce wool for so long, that if they are not sheared, in the summer, they will die from heat exhaustion.
Tony Fletcher Premium Member 9 months ago
If only Shari Lewis was still alive…Her and Lamb Chop would sure love this strip! Thanks for the awesome laughs!
Pickled Pete 9 months ago
This is all shear nonsense to me..
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Awww! Rorys got the heebeejeebees !
mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago
“The names Ed sonny, Ed Shearin’.”
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Lambtimidation?
Queen of America 9 months ago
In New Zealand, they’re called stations, not sheep farms.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Grandpa’s head shearleader.
pheets 9 months ago
Keep pokin’, Grampa, that be shear bullying. Not sure I would want to see Stan light up…
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Yer gonna need to get sheared eventually anyway, Rory, so the quicker the better!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
The sheer audacity!
Impkins Premium Member 9 months ago
Geez. After reading all this stuff, maybe Rory does have a reason to be freaked out! :)
christelisbetty 9 months ago
The US was in lock down. Don’t remember what Canada was doing.
saylorgirl 9 months ago
Rory is scared stiff!
seanfear 9 months ago
Update: I’ve rolled through 2022 strips and I think that was on December 30th strip when he glued himself to Stan SNORT