Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 14, 2024

Pretty tempting offer.

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time Marigold accidentally made Phoebe go blind.

If it says https:// on every website, Go for it!

I’d take that bet!

I’d that that chance—I need new eyes anyways.

sound worth the risk for new eyes and a coke.

Good that Marigold knows a Tleilaxu optometrist.

Dunno if I’d take the risk, TBH.

“A coke”?! If you mess up her eyes, you owe her a bubble tea, MINIMUM.

A Coke? Nah, I’d prefer a Pepsi Max. Tee hee!

Oh, free Coke.

Sounds additive.

Unicorn vision…….a Coke (and a smile) …… plus new eyes! ……. if need be …… What a bargain. Sorry Pepsi, THIS is the “pause that refreshes!”

Don’t worry, Phoebe. Your Other Mother has some acceptable substitutes.

Sounds like a better deal than Shinigami Eyes

“… and a COKE.”? Tsk.

I wish it was called “unicornet.”

I’d prefer a Cherry 7-Up, personally. Or at least a cream soda.

Clearly not my books1 :)

A plea for help in Nashville TN area:

If you know of anybody in the Nashville TN area who has room for outdoor, 1-year old feral, and fixed cats (3 total, 2 bonded) I am trying to rehome some from my complex before I move. Especially pertinent now as I suspect a new-to-me cat is pregnant. I want to catch her, but know I’ll only catch the ‘tamed’ ones. They would likely make great garage or shed cats! They do come up to me, but are still skittish so I do not pet them.

Thank you in advance, I can be reached through here.

Lol, nice Simpsons reference there

Happy Pi Day!!

So pretty much like human internet, then …

Better to no try.

the real thing!