Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 02, 2024

April fool…..

Is that Launchpad’s long lost brother ?

How many different kinds are there?

So, who raised him?

She must have been disappointed when she saw the end result.

She raised him to be a loon.

Is there more than one kind? Always said that when playing the Sammy Davis hit.

And Utter Fool !

There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold

We call him the iron pirate.

“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Why can’t you fool a 2 day old baby?

They weren’t born yesterday.

Makes me wonder about Loon’s Mother ! ! !

Party Guest (to Dorothy Parker) “I simply cannot bear fools!” Dorothy Parker: “Apparently, your mother could.”

The one without money

My mother only raised one fool, he’s six years older than me,LOL

Since “didn’t raise me to be no fool.” contains a double negative, it actually means his mother said that she did raise him to be a fool.

trump said whale

Anyone can be a fool. But it takes work to be a perfect one.

One who couldn’t fly straight.

One that knows grammar?

She never said.

Perhaps mother could have shopped around in Fool’s Paradise?

Who did raise him?

Most fools are completely self-taught.

Pogo: “But…I’m innocent!” Deacon Mushrat: “Innocent of what?”