Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 23, 2024

Candy is dandy but sex won’t rot your teeth.

He must be using See’s products. (Sorry, Dave. Sorrier, Stephan…)

Try an M&M.

Gingerbrain surgeons use Smarties.

How about rose colored candies?

Pirates prefer “Aye” candy (Arrrr)

Hey, I’m an optimist as much as the next guy, but I don’t think it requires seeing an eye doctor for it!

Makes as much sense as some of the questions a military optician asked me in the 80’s.

I have an eye exam coming up. I wonder how much new glasses will cost me.

I think Ginger is going to need a prescription frosting blob.

Always go with chocolate!

Next question: Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?

Next question: Is an M & M or a Haribo better?

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Some gumdrops so my eyes sparkle.

Maybe try a gum drop.

Try a green M&M

I’ll take 20/20 of them. Each.

I love the eye chart. lol

Today is National Puppy Day.

All in favor of the Skittle say _ y e …!

I’ll hazard a guess there’s a Y on the eye chart below Sometimes.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1… or 2. 1… or 2. 3… or 4. 3… or 4.

Blue Smarties please.

chocolate chip, definitely…