Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 18, 2024

The celebration was a smash hit.

The insurance companies are definitely going to sue the mayor.

The mayor should not have given the green light to that green light idea

But on the bright side Al’s Auto Wreckers is already signed on to sponsor the event next year.

The good news is the mayor will commemorate the Christmas season where he will leave all lights simultaneously on green and red.

Lot of injury lawyers getting rich off this one.

I’m insulted. He should have had half of the lights flashing orange.

“As God is my witness…I thought Shamrocks could fly…”

There was a 30 car pileup on Limerick and Clover.

“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”. Worse , but funniest promotion EVER!!!

There goes his re-election chances!

Apparently he learned nothing from last year’s “drive on the left like the Irish” promotion.

And consequently, we’ve scrapped the ‘Easter Egg Instead Of Speed Bump’ campaign.

Ha! Nothing worse than getting charged with running a green light on St Patrick’s Day!

He’s doing damage control.

I’d hate to see what he does for Valentines Day.

Glad I took the side road and only had to contend with stop signs.

that must’ve left a lotta folks seeing red…