Strange Brew by John Deering for March 18, 2024

I left the toilet seat up again.

Surely she nagging him because he was a man without ambitions.

No, I think he made a crack about her mother, and was about to run out the door!!!

The Iceman Runneth (Or tried to …)

Looks like he got more than the cold shoulder!

It’s funny because he’s still trying to get away from her after all these years.

Made me think (for no particular reason) of the joke about the museum tourist who asked the guard how old the dinosaur skeleton was. The guard replied, “65,000,008 years.” “Wow,” the tourist said, “how do they know its age so accurately?” The guard replied, “Well, when I started here 8 years ago, they told me it was 65,000,000 years old.”

Looks like he forgot to bring home dinner again.

She: I sent you out to pick up a mammoth and you bring back a woolly rhino.

He: Oh yeah, well yabba-dabba-do.

She: My mother told me I shouldn’t have married a Neandertal like you.

He looks like the first mime.

Same as it ever was.

She found out the Iceman cometh in someone else.

Maybe best not to interfere with the squabble…

He wanted to hunt. She wanted to gather.

Never tell a woman to just Chill out.

They seem like the Marital Mirth couple on Super-Fun-Pak Comix.

Maybe he mansplained just once too often.

. . ." And for such a great hunter, you lost your bow! Idiot!