Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 21, 2024

The “Bob” on my floor at work, who’s cubical is next to the elevator, had a printed sheet of paper he taped to the entrance of his workspace. It read, “No, I don’t know which cubical he or she is located. Don’t ask.”

I missed you!

“Fun facts” indeed.

… just don’t tease him or you will find out he has an AR-15 at home

Every cube farm has a Bob…

If you don’t get it, you’re probably Bob.

Not very good office spies, nobody’s reporting on the bumper stickers he’s got on his car.

Hello, Mr. Bolling. I’m Bob, and I’ve always been annoyed by this classic comic about me, but was always too shy to mention it. Okay, back to work.

Carnation Instant Breakfast. Haven’t heard that name in years. I liked the Chocolate Malt

It’s spying on people as though they exist solely for one’s personal amusement that produces the psychoses and eventual tragedies

If you ask me, Bob’s drinking too much Sprite.

If I was ever hireable enough to work in an office, I’d be Bob minus the Sprite. Coke Zero and Dr. Pepper Zero are way better than that. Go to work and go home. Zero interest in your drama. Also would get to skip getting asked out by a woman as I’m too much like a cave troll to interest women.

If you ask Matthew McConaughey, “Hey, how ya doing?”, every single time he will respond with “Alright, alright, alright”.