Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 22, 2024

I don’t want to be famous. Just rich.

Like the mice from HGttG said “We don’t want to be happy, we want to be famous.”

Have we seen her cat?

Humans call that ‘blackmail’, Marigold.

Cats still rule the inter-webs.

January 27, 2915 strip has the cat, and Pheobe taking a video of it trying to catch Marigold’s tail to post on the internet!

Aw, Phoebe, you missed your chance to tell him that “just assumed” is not humble behavior. Downright arrogant, I’d call it.

He should be renamed from LSH to LSI – Lord Splendid Ignorance.

Phoebe is not amused with unicorn behavior right now!

Good to know you learned something today, Lord Stupid Horse.

I found another one, but it won’t let me put it here.

LSH is lucky he’s just getting lectured by a kid. Some people have lost billions of dollars making that incorrect assumption.

I don’t remember his name, but one comedian joked about his uninhibited neighbors who left their windows open that, “They starred in a steamy video that went viral. If they ever find out about it, I could get in trouble.”

Then ask Marigold to give you a cat’s tails and ears, and together you can make a great cat video!

Does Marigold find that funny or just cute?