Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 12, 2024

Right after 3 or 4 commercials…..

And pictures.

Film at 11!

That Muffy is saucy.

What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?

Panakin Skywalker.

The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.

It never says hi. It just waves.

I didn’t mean to take too much of my anxiety medication.

It was Xanax-ident.

My doctor asked if I’d considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.

I said, “I think that’s a bit of a stretch”

I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.

It was touch and go from there on.

For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety…

don’t worry you’re not alone.

Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.

On many different levels.

Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.

The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.

A lot of the anxiety comes from the news outlets getting the details wrong.

Muffy Hollandaise, the saucy reporter.

Fake news as usual.

Didn’t Muffy used to be a secretary at the Treetops Tattler?

Tonight’s top story is brought to you by the latest anti -anxiety medication!

Ah, yes, the news story that keeps on coming. It’s time to change the channel, Cosmo.

Sounds about right.

Film at 11.

muffy hollandaise. I like it

Our regular news crew is off for the Hollandaise. Muffy just filling in.

News-splaining. Just saying.

And anxiety too.

“Big Pharma Inc. is developing a new drug to improve your anxiety.”

Have to listen to all the BS first!

Time for some Valium, Perfessor.

I love Muffy Hollandaise’s name!

Interesting how “information overload” started in the 60s as the sins of the 50s became news.

I was watching a good program and I counted 12 commercials before the program came back on. I turned off the TV. You got 20 minutes of programming and the rest are commercials. It’s ridiculous!

I guess I’m lucky that I have no tail, so I can’t be de-tailed.