Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 25, 2024

Practice on getting it up!!!

Yesterday was National COCKtail day. Today is National PeaCOCK day? Anybody else sensing a pattern?

I didn’t know peas had….never mind.

Take the blue pill…

The peahen really does judge the peacock by the quality of his tailfeather display.

he’ll be strutting his stuff again in no time

Inspires me to wear my most stylish and flashy arctic wear today.

Awww, poor little Peacock! I love Peacocks!

They taste just like chicken!

(See! It works with almost anything!) ツ

try some spray on starch.

This explains NBC’s sagging ratings lately…

It must be hard for you, No—wait!

But how’s my girlfriend gonna see me if I’m not in full plume?

Maybe he just needs the right peahen to show up.

That’s the NBC peacock………

He has limp tail syndrome.

Cock-a-don’t-do-do …?

( i know, i know )

Just a little performance anxiety. No wonder with all that pressure from NBC.

I wish gocomics was running Whamond’s political strips.

He’s been reading the SI peahen edition with the new, inclusive models.

Note: A peacock is not an auk at its peak.

And I love what the young’uns are called: peabiddies.

I’ve heard that cutting back on your alcohol intake helps a lot. That’s what I heard.

Fly (Wandering Mellon’s) Viagra Air.

Hey Hey Hey there Dave! This is a family strip! (yeah…right…lol!!)