Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 23, 2024

Some days are a bear

Who’s he talking to???!!!

Coitus interruptus

No, you won’t. The bear is hungry.

She found a new love who could just gobble her up

No second chances all around, it seems…

You say you can bearly hear me? You must be caught in a dead zone.

salmon just don’t listen

Now HE can’t make it! LOL

Oh, I hate it when I get cell phone stuck between teeth!

Psych!

Lol!

Speak up, I can bearly hear you!

Had another date. A dinner date.

I have been to that overlook. The bears don’t have to do anything, the salmon just leap into their mouths.

♫ Salmon enchanted evening ♪ you will meet a bear !?

“Can you hear me now? I can bearly hear you.”

While this is a joke, it can serve as a serious reminder. Don’t get mad at someone for being absent unless you know they had no excuse.

Ketch (me if you) kan!