Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2024

His degree of burns: 007

Better start casting for the next James Bond. This one’s about to get fired.

And i guess the babe is Puzzy Galore???

Light it up, Baby !!

He should get out his other tools. He has a License to Grill.

I don’t know…maybe stirred would be best in this situation…..foooooom

Cheap vodka.

He should have Pu ssy squirt it.

Let’s see Bond get out of this one without singed eyebrows,

Just a question: does Martini taste different if it gets stired or shaken? Like fir example black tea with milk first or second?

I guess he’s trying to set the night on fire with her .

1. When I make lemonade or limeade I do them “Shaken, not stirred” as that dissolves the sugar better. 2. His head takes up one third of his body length, like a sperm whale. 3. I can see Bond doing that at 5:00 AM.

come on baby light my fire

“Come hang out, it’ll be a blast. “