Reminded of the physician who would stop at the bar every day for a pecan daquiri; but one day the bartender found himself out of pecans. He did, however, have some hickory nuts, so he used those instead. The physician took a sip, spit it out, and blurted, “What is this?”
The bartender replied, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
ronaldspence 9 months ago
they are off the clock…
joegee 9 months ago
Spring training is tough.
juicebruce 9 months ago
Tis called " Rope A Dope" …
MS72 9 months ago
Lavender, who invented that crazy drink?
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
What a squirrely comic.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s a time and place for everything. Best to hold off on anything violent until you’re sure you won’t spill your coffee.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 9 months ago
Bark bark! It’s Spring now!
Impkins Premium Member 9 months ago
Where do they think they are? StarBarks?? :)
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
I think the barista prefers not to alienate paying customers.
marktson 9 months ago
It is spring Poncho, get to work!
gcarlson 9 months ago
Reminded of the physician who would stop at the bar every day for a pecan daquiri; but one day the bartender found himself out of pecans. He did, however, have some hickory nuts, so he used those instead. The physician took a sip, spit it out, and blurted, “What is this?”
The bartender replied, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
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Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
The great ones train in the off season.