Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 24, 2024

I’m not touching that with a ten foot poll.

I know! I know!

Asked and answered.

Let’s see. She’s a fussbudget, she buried and tried to burn Linus’ blanket, she carried on about being the Christmas queen, she tore into Charlie Brown whenever he lost a ball game, and refused to listen to others. And of course, she kept refusing to take Schroder’s noes for an answer.

He’s gay—?

Because you’re an obnoxious know it all.

You’re obnoxious, manipulative, physically and verbally abusive, and vain. Need I say more, Lucy?

Don’t forget Lucy your gift is healing others with your psychiatric ministry,& the desire not to do actual work.

Because you are a Pest!!!

Because you don’t want a husband, you want a slave.

Much like his idol, Schroeder’s first and last love will always be his piano.

Well, basically, Lucy’s a mean and cruel person. She beats up her little brother, trips up and insults Charlie, and while she says she loves Schroeder, given the opportunity, will destroy his piano.

Which means that he finds some of her qualities likable, maybe even lovable

Not being able to articulate it doesn’t make it untrue.

Describes a lot of relationships…

I do not love thee, Doctor van Pelt

The reason why, I cannot tell’t

But this I know, and know full well(t)

I do not love thee, Doctor van Pelt.

Sometimes you’re just not into them, irregardless of the opportunity

I had a Schroeder for a bf x2 yrs. He could never make me a priority. When I broke up with him, then he got mean. Alcoholic now.

Maybe he could tell her why he doesn’t like her…

psst She’s crabby

I can tell you Lucy you are a mean to all your friends

Lucy, making your voice low decibel may help.

To quote Ralph Kramden—-“She’s got a BIIIIGGGGGMOUUUTHHHH!!!!”

It is hard to know where to show love for a loosely (Lucy) attached Peanut… Without making a messy mistake on one’s back hand…