Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 20, 2024

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Pence said he won’t vote for trump, BUT he’ll back him, DUH?

This could be the year that ‘none of the above’ wins.

Too bad Pat Paulson isn’t still around. He has a much better chance of winning this year than he ever had.

What ever happened to Pee Wee Herman? He’d get at least 25% of the vote. “Che” Guevara would get the doped up college vote. STOP THE PRESSES!!!! Harpo has announced his candicy for President. There will be no debates.

I hope he has his reservation in at Attica, or Sing-Sing; or wherever he’s heading. (Arkham? Shawshank? … )

The Senator resembles Governor Pritzker from Illinois. Pritzker has the same ambition.

Where’s Pat Paulsen when we need him?

Gee, just think of it: if Arnold had been born in the USA we could have had another ex-California governor in the White House.

When’s the last time we DIDN’T have to choose between the lesser of two evils?

Good grief, haven’t we got enough bad eggs already.

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Just when we thought we were safe.

Not another one.

1. Eliminate political parties. No “Ds” or “Rs” on the ballots. No conventions. Outlaw the DNC and the RNC as terrorist organizations. No more political parties for people scream at each other about. 2. Any citizen who wants to run for office can run. He or she can post their beliefs and policies on the web. 3. First round of voting eliminates all but 12. (Done electronically. Type in first and last name. A.I. algorithm sorts and tallies votes.) Second round whittles it down to three. 3rd round the top vote-getter wins. No electoral college and no having the House decide.

Given his embonpoint, it looks as if all he could manage is a waddle.

Biden in 2028, and 2032, and…

that’s another question that should never be asked

Belfry heads the Inebriated Party.

Probably not Robert (Gone off the Deep End) Kennedy, Jr.

I know he’s a caricature of the late Tip O’Neil, but he sounds like RFK, jr.

Why do people go out of their way to humiliate themselves and create trouble for the rest of us?

You throw down the gauntlet someone’s bound to pick up the challenge.

NEVER*** ASK THAT QUESTION!

Rather have clueless than EVIL.