Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 21, 2024

Gotta Dance!

No, get them to a toilet—quickly!!

We should ALL do that!! What a difference that would make in our world these days!!!

Itching powder? They seem to be doing fine without it.

Quick run to the drug store and see if they have anti-itching powder.

She may have been inspired by Kevin Bacon. (In case you missed the story, he went to prom at the high school where he filmed “Footloose” 40 years ago.)

I get dancing feet at the drop of a hat. When you hear a tune you like how can you not keep yourself from dancing. I’m old now so I dance like Jed Clampett, but at least I’m havin fun.

Maybe something for chafing if they keep that up for long.

Ant hill?

They’re not itchy, Irwin.

Diggedy, diggedy…..

“If you can’t dance, you should at least be able to do a happy hop!”—Snoopy (see Peanuts, 24 November 1965)

They both seem a bit tense.

Happy Feet?

It used to be that the only way I got dancing was when I was drunk enough not to care how foolish I appeared, dancing. When I quit drinking, that day the music died, for me at least.

I danced with my wife once at our wedding reception. One and done because I’m no fun or so I’ve been told. Actually just a solid introvert who dreads doing anything in public.

♪I’ve got the music in me♪

It’s rare to see that old buzzard so happy.

“I may be totally wrong, but I’m a dancin’ fool…” —Frank Zappa