Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 26, 2024

Who’s gonna pay the tab? And where did Broomie start wearing lipstick?

When you are 1,500 years old, you’ve tried a lt of strange recipes.

fuzzbucket, none of which you’ll eat of course.

That menu sounds like something from a cooking show that uses mystery baskets of ingredients.

What restaurant does she want to go to that has Refried Cantaloupe stuffed with week-old Anchovies? And has Broccoli and Snail Stew? And where you can get a side order of Grasshopper?

I haven’t had a meal like that since … since … I don’t know when.

There was a comic in the Funny Times (I don’t know the original source) of a husband saying to his wife, “let’s eat out tonight. Whatever is in the crockpot smells like feet” and a cut-out shows sneakers in the pot.

Why is she looking up?

Broomie is quite a connoisseur…

What sort of brew did they expect from a witch?

She doesn’t know beans about that refried stuff.

The make’ns of a fine casserole…

You go, girl! Tell ’em!

Adams family cuisine Yak stew etc

Thank God. I was starting to wonder if Broomie was pregnant.

No you can go ahead an eat that, we’ll eat out.

To quote the response to what Grandpa was cooking, “Yum, Yum!”