Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 02, 2024

Did he run over a clown?

Saw PU in a shop up on jack-stands because the owner said he kept hearing a whistling sound when driving faster than 10 mph. Somebody zip-tied a harmonica to his front axle.

Lose nut behind the wheel

40’s thru the 60’s, dad worked at a garage-towing service. Old lady came in said her car didn’t run right. So they did a tune up on, test drove, ran fine. Lady gets it and leaves, comes back says it still doesn’t run right. So they check it over, test drive it, didn’t notice anything wrong. So they said lets go for a ride, lady drives, and see if they notice it. They get in, she pulls the choke knob out and hangs her purse on it. Mechanic asked, why did you do that? Lady replied, where else am I to put my purse!

Funny, haha, or funny peculiar?

Mechanic: “ I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I’ve made your horn louder “.

Just turn up the radio…….

Just wait till you see the Bozo who works on it next.

The funny noise doesn’t seem so funny anymore.

I dunno – every time I get a repair bill I respond with YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!

ha ha a day late better than never ;+)

Now that’s funny. Just how much will the mechanic with a sense of humor Cost Ziggy?

We use to put rocks in the hubcaps of friends wheels as a joke.

Hm; conspicuous lack of comments on the license plate…

Move Zig! For Great Justice!

And hopefully one that’s not tone deaf.

It only happens when he makes a U-turn with the emergency brake locked up.