Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 06, 2024

Guy #1 – “What would you do if we found out an asteroid was going to hit the earth in one hour?”

Guy #2 – “I would f**k the first thing that moved. What would you do?”

Guy #1 – “I’d sit very, very still for the next hour!”

Today picks are over the moon!

So why did they picture a single decker bus.

Queen Elisabeth has eliminated the title of Duke.

Since they don’t say how close the asteroid was, this seems about as surprising as telling me that there was a sunrise yesterday.

Yes, that’s due to the extra-high temperatures on the planetary crust all over for centuries – sorry, Mercury!

That spinning hexagon shape can be recreated:

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Now if it was a dodecahedron shape, I might be interested

Mercury is suffering the fate of many a sun bather but what a tan!

Hexagons are the bestagons!

Either that or Saturn came from IKEA and that is where a gigantic Allen wrench goes, The fact that Pluto’s orbit is all wobbly like a cheap CD rack, really explains some things.

OMG, someone will market the Mercury Weight Loss Secrets.

Double-decker bus? Pfft! Bring it!

Mercury needs to lose more weight. He still can’t fit into the bus-shaped asteroid,

I wonder if that asteroid was what I saw on my way home from work on February 21st.