Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 31, 2024

“Courting” fatal disaster{s}.

He should put it in “safe mowed.”

Wait ’til his wife sees that!!!!

When your GPS stops working…

If you text, don’t mow.

But the 17-year-old TikTok influencer said this pattern was the best for a healthy lawn!

OOOh! A lawn tractor that can cut down a tree!

Wow! That’s pretty good driving …

… to be able to hit all of those targets while on his cell phone.

In 20 feet, turn left at the fence…

Distractor.

You call that mowing the lawn? Bad dog! No biscuit!

There isn’t a single non-grass object in the yard he’s missed.

His ‘range’ is a little too ‘free’!

Hope the garage door is open.

kinda like a crop circle…only different!

Distracted driving. Just don’t.

Says it all