Adult Children by Stephen Beals for March 26, 2024

the time or your hair growing???

Let me know when the Pogo Cakes are restocked.

My store’s Associate Voice Survey has the question “Do you intend to make a career of Working Here?”

The multiple choice answers don’t include “Well, I didn’t actually INTEND to.”

Welcome to the Machine! Where have you been…it’s alright….we know where you’ve been.

..yes, it was..

Time flies – whether or not you’re having fun.

Let her eat cake.