Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 12, 2024

Loose lip walls sink ships.

Russ needs to go back to when walls had ears.

Eh you is walled up too much. Go gets some fresh airs outside.

Ask the walls to tell you where the meds are….

he needs to go to another room…

Dark Side of the Horse also has a ‘talking wall’ joke today. Read it before Reality Check and you have a storyboard!

You do NOT want to know what the Bathroom walls have to say.

“Hey Russell… right here would be a nice place for one of those square holes with glass in it! Whaddya call things again?”

Dave! What about the Fourth Wall???

I don’t want to know what my walls have to say.

Threw today’s “Dark Side of the Horse” readers over to this one.

Russell would love to be a fly on the wall, so he could zip one of those mouths shut.

I’d be more concerned that the walls can see!

I want whatever he’s taking.

Turns out that those sautéed mushrooms that Russell had at dinner were of the magical kind.

The walls have ears, too.

“Hey GOOGLE”, tell “ALEXA” to shut the hell up …❗️

( and practice what you preach )

Pretty sure that Russell’s real regret is those pills he took.