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I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.
Averagemoe 10 months ago
Is he afraid that he might end up like his own father?
ratton8 10 months ago
I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
codycab 10 months ago
Just learn a lot of dad jokes and you’ll be fine, Ethan.
sirbadger 10 months ago
Are his eyes acquiring a white area?
mccollunsky 10 months ago
Yeah, he turned out pretty well, nice wife, good daughter, there’s a living unicorn.
Kwen 10 months ago
You’d someday get a daughter that’ll be able to time-travel. And used it to spend time with you. And you have to ask if your life turned ok?
luca.debus creator 10 months ago
“weird and embarrassing but basically kinda cool” is honestly the best anyone can ever hope for
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 10 months ago
“Which stocks should I buy?”
Setriuno Premium Member 10 months ago
“And you’ll have at least one girlfriend that I know of…since you do get a wife.”
scyphi26 10 months ago
He would. :P
vonskippy 10 months ago
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.