Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 16, 2024

Hair today, gone tomorrow!!!

Been there …. Done that ;-)

One of my favorite bald jokes: “God only created so many perfect heads. The rest He covered with hair”

And yes, I am bald.

My favorite, from my father, also bald: “I like being bald. I don’t worry about washing my hair, I just wash my face and keep on going.”

Those three hairs have names: Larry, Moe, and Curly.

I’d grow a pony tail but it would like as if someone was pulling my hair down the back of my shirt.

It just moves from your head to your ears and nose.

How shall I style thee?

Hair either turns gray or turns loose

No ground cover on the top of my head.

And everyone thinks they are referring to the outside of the pate.

Tee hee.

Love is ‘Angel Wings’ hair…

Three choices: left parted, right parted, or departed.

My husband, 66, has a full head of hair.

If I ever become a monk, they won’t have to worry about giving me a tonsure. My crown is a bare, wind-swept wasteland.

Husband’s hair started graying in his early 30s. It has since changed again to a lovely shade of white.

I have a few single strands of gray mixed in with the brown, but at least 99% still brown haired.