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Remember everything politicians tells you is a Lie. I am a politician I am lying !
You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie….
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say. I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don’t speak out as plain as day? And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag- long may it fly. I’m a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
oldpine52 10 months ago
If he were wearing pants, they would be on fire.
BigDaveGlass 10 months ago
Truth be told. We don’t believe you…..
Kelpie 10 months ago
Nose would be as long as a telephone wire
sandpiper 10 months ago
If this were in color what color would his hair be?
blakerl 10 months ago
Remember everything politicians tells you is a Lie. I am a politician I am lying !
You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie….
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say. I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don’t speak out as plain as day? And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag- long may it fly. I’m a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Many elected official are; most think they are.
ddjg 10 months ago
If only we had devices that did that today . .