Dotty Dubbs’ pitching may not get her to the pros, but she looks to have a bright future on the bowling team and a career option as a clam digger after graduation.
And the “I don’t know jack sh*t” how to write about sports" continues (The only thing consistent. ) A sharp hit back to the pitcher would be “lines it”. A “pop” is up in the air. GEEZ !!!????
Wait, they’re playing Valley Tech in the opener? I thought they only played them in the championship deciding game, or the actual championship. And speaking of champions, Mopped Up Thorp is the champion of snark strips.
Three up, three down! What a start! A perfect first inning! Can you believe it! This girl’s on fire! She might go pro later today! I haven’t seen a performance like this since announcing my last game!
So she gave up no hits for one inning. “What a way to start!” Yeah, it’s never been done before. What happens if she walks someone? “Oh, the humanity!!”?
Shame on all of us. This is a reverse tribute to Jim Abbott. Dot pitches with her right hand then catches the line drive with a Left Hander’s glove. (For you too young to remember, Jim was born without a right hand. Hence, a reverse tribute.)
Charks 7 months ago
Dorothy’s a real Wizard out there — Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion down one, two, three.
Klubble 7 months ago
Who ever says “Glove?” Besides at OJ’s trail…
Klubble 7 months ago
P2: I can’t…it’s too easy, just like Dorothy.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
All you need is glove. Glove is all you need.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
Dotty Dubbs’ pitching may not get her to the pros, but she looks to have a bright future on the bowling team and a career option as a clam digger after graduation.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
Moon’s wooden crap shack is rocking for today’s season opening. The two-tone grass makes the day extra festive.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
Cox waks – out?
jayesquire 7 months ago
And the “I don’t know jack sh*t” how to write about sports" continues (The only thing consistent. ) A sharp hit back to the pitcher would be “lines it”. A “pop” is up in the air. GEEZ !!!????
Irish53 7 months ago
This story so far is still better than about anything with Tobe
bearwku82 7 months ago
P1- Cami’s cousin coaches at Valley Tech?
P3- Who are the batters parents, Dusty and Felicia Cox?
Chaze Premium Member 7 months ago
A line drive is not a pop fly. Even in girls’ softball.
jslabotnik 7 months ago
Sierra and her sisters, Ivana, and Lotta
Vito from Goshen 7 months ago
Oh wow, we had a ton of money on the over of 3 runs given up by Dorothy in the first inning. Looks like another big payday for Vito!
artegal 7 months ago
“What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?”
“End of an inning?”
—Good Morning, Vietnam
Mopman 7 months ago
Wait, they’re playing Valley Tech in the opener? I thought they only played them in the championship deciding game, or the actual championship. And speaking of champions, Mopped Up Thorp is the champion of snark strips.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/16/close-quarters-2/
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
imagine beavis and butthead when marty said nobody better to have a ball in there hand
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
valley tech player on the juice can only hit it back to the pitcher !!!
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
coach cami swallowed her chewing tobbaco milford may have to forfeit
Little Blue Bicycle 7 months ago
Grass infield for high school girls softball?
KazDojo 7 months ago
I hear Sierra Cox is going pro.
James St. John Smythe 7 months ago
Great. Now I have the next 23 hours and 59 minutes and 48 seconds until the Mudlarks are up to bat.
Irish53 7 months ago
HeeHaw finally gets to hear the ‘Wak of the bat’
metals24 7 months ago
Three up, three down! What a start! A perfect first inning! Can you believe it! This girl’s on fire! She might go pro later today! I haven’t seen a performance like this since announcing my last game!
Klubble 7 months ago
So she gave up no hits for one inning. “What a way to start!” Yeah, it’s never been done before. What happens if she walks someone? “Oh, the humanity!!”?
Klubble 7 months ago
P2: The eclipse begins behind Dotty’s head.
Klubble 7 months ago
Why is it “Valley Tech and Mudlarks”? Shouldn’t it be Valley Tech and Milford? Or whatever VT’s team name is and the Mudlarks? Marty is drunk already.
Mopman 7 months ago
Personally, I think the glass backstop was a bad idea.
jayesquire 7 months ago
As long as it’s not the one used by Good Will Hunting’s southy buddy upstairs
Twainrdr 7 months ago
Shame on all of us. This is a reverse tribute to Jim Abbott. Dot pitches with her right hand then catches the line drive with a Left Hander’s glove. (For you too young to remember, Jim was born without a right hand. Hence, a reverse tribute.)
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 7 months ago
Dorothy Glove? I thought her name was Dorothy Wolfe.