Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 30, 2024

911 – anyone – and please hurry up.

I have to wonder if Agnes is or isn’t demented!

This will come in the end, and it will be glittering.

Shall we talk about irritated bowel syndrome…

Cue Julie Andrews: “Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine, go down. . .”

I don’t doubt that Agnes HAS tried it without sugar.

I just googled “is glitter edible” and wow some interesting reads including FDA related and about various glitter trends.

Ohh, boy, now you’ll never get rid of it!

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Agnes knows all the tricks.

OMG what a loon. How did Agnes make it this far?

The plastic won’t hurt you..

Review of systems questions: do your stools sparkle?

I wonder if Agnes will survive her childhood.

Trout is going to have the shiniest t*rds around

all that glisters is not gold medal

Agnes, again with the icky stuff while I am eating, today it is Boston Market microwavable Chicken Parmesan with Spaghetti and I puts lots of extra cheese on it, Kraft 5 cheese Italian blend, because the meals never put enough cheese on it for me, I am a huge cheese lover, Mom use to call me her little mouse when I was younger because as soon as groceries came into the house I was going through the bags looking for the cheese and eat it with cutting it up. Swiss, mozerrella, pamesan and italian blend are my favorite.

“….and it makes the very loveliest t~rds!!”

sparkly poop