Marjorrhea Traitor Greed, along with close political ally (and close whatever else, in these newly-liberated days of freedom from the constraints of her sacred “traditional marriage) Matt “Venmo” Gaetz, that other paragon of “family values,” has positioned herself as a close ally of Dirty Don the Con Trump. She is also trying to get Speaker Mike Johnson Kevin McCarthied out of his position.
But Mike Johnson does have a bucket of cold water to throw on MTG — he was the one-time little-known back bench House member from Louisiana who engineered the massive refusal by House members on January 6 to vote against complying with the Constitutionally-mandated pro-forma duty to just COUNT THE ELECTORAL VOTES as they had been received from duly-authorized state election officials. Just open the envelopes and COUNT THE VOTES. That is what the Twelfth Amendment of the Constitution specifies. Not hold a hearing. Not do an investigation. JUST COUNT THE VOTES.
While Trump felt that Kevin McCarthy and (especially) Mike Pence let him down on January 6, it was Mike Johnson who led the way in filing Amicus Curiae briefs in support of lawsuits in five states to overturn the results, and who outperformed his role in the House in lining up members to violate their oath and refuse to just COUNT THE VOTES and certify the results.
So today, despite MTG’s affinity for Trump, Trump met with Mike Johnson, who kissed his proverbial ring (and who knows what else) at Mar-a-Lardo, pledged to join in Trump’s NEW “Big Election Lie” (about imaginary voting by noncitizens, which investigations has shown happen in fewer than one in a million votes), and pledged his support for Johnson.
Dirty Don the Con also noted his friendship and support for MTG and said he is sure she “understands” the need to stand with Johnson, kind of a mob-boss hint to get in line.
Is Marjorrhea Traitor Greed smart enough to listen and understand?
MTG spews Russian propaganda for Trump. Mike Johnson is keeping the border open for Trump. Republicans are trying to destroy the best country on earth for disgusting fascist criminal Trump.
If Johnson is forced out, who will the Repubs elect with their ever narrowing margin in the House? It’s difficult to wrap one’s mind around it but the House will be even less effective since it’s been since ’22.
T worshiper Johnson was busy down at Mar-A-lardo kissing T’s rump while visions of MTG dance in his head. Please O great one, tell me what to do? Barf……………….
Did anyone else catch the little Easter egg that Clay put in?
If you look closely, Witchy MTG has a hairpin flying out behind her; this is a nice little nod to Chuck Jones’ Looney Tunes character Witch Hazel. She always had a handful of hairpins flying off behind her as she zoomed out of the scene!
JDave 3 months ago
Where are the flying monkeys Gym Jordan, Lauren Boebert, Chip Roy, and others?
Psilocybin Fernensis 3 months ago
Looks like Johnson did surrender to the democrats…
DD Wiz Premium Member 3 months ago
Marjorrhea Traitor Greed, along with close political ally (and close whatever else, in these newly-liberated days of freedom from the constraints of her sacred “traditional marriage) Matt “Venmo” Gaetz, that other paragon of “family values,” has positioned herself as a close ally of Dirty Don the Con Trump. She is also trying to get Speaker Mike Johnson Kevin McCarthied out of his position.
But Mike Johnson does have a bucket of cold water to throw on MTG — he was the one-time little-known back bench House member from Louisiana who engineered the massive refusal by House members on January 6 to vote against complying with the Constitutionally-mandated pro-forma duty to just COUNT THE ELECTORAL VOTES as they had been received from duly-authorized state election officials. Just open the envelopes and COUNT THE VOTES. That is what the Twelfth Amendment of the Constitution specifies. Not hold a hearing. Not do an investigation. JUST COUNT THE VOTES.
While Trump felt that Kevin McCarthy and (especially) Mike Pence let him down on January 6, it was Mike Johnson who led the way in filing Amicus Curiae briefs in support of lawsuits in five states to overturn the results, and who outperformed his role in the House in lining up members to violate their oath and refuse to just COUNT THE VOTES and certify the results.
So today, despite MTG’s affinity for Trump, Trump met with Mike Johnson, who kissed his proverbial ring (and who knows what else) at Mar-a-Lardo, pledged to join in Trump’s NEW “Big Election Lie” (about imaginary voting by noncitizens, which investigations has shown happen in fewer than one in a million votes), and pledged his support for Johnson.
Dirty Don the Con also noted his friendship and support for MTG and said he is sure she “understands” the need to stand with Johnson, kind of a mob-boss hint to get in line.
Is Marjorrhea Traitor Greed smart enough to listen and understand?
knutdl 3 months ago
MTG is green? Wrong. MTG is red (where is Pizza rat?).
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Is it just me, or why do I think Mike is gay, and married to a lesbian? (Not there’s any thing wrong with that.)
erik.vanthienen 3 months ago
Just vote Blue, and drop the House on her …
GOGOPOWERANGERS 3 months ago
Throw hot water
Radish the wordsmith 3 months ago
MTG spews Russian propaganda for Trump. Mike Johnson is keeping the border open for Trump. Republicans are trying to destroy the best country on earth for disgusting fascist criminal Trump.
cdward 3 months ago
Throw water on her and see if she melts.
DC Swamp 3 months ago
3rd MTG related toon since Monday. AROOOO,!
The Nodding Head 3 months ago
The far white is doing everything it can to alienate decent, reasonable voters.
FrannieL Premium Member 3 months ago
Mr. Jones you have MTG colorized all wrong. If you’ll notice photos of her, her hair is green and her face red. Otherwise, this toon is spot on. LOL.
mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago
If Johnson is forced out, who will the Repubs elect with their ever narrowing margin in the House? It’s difficult to wrap one’s mind around it but the House will be even less effective since it’s been since ’22.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
She is blond witch…….
Ally2005 3 months ago
T worshiper Johnson was busy down at Mar-A-lardo kissing T’s rump while visions of MTG dance in his head. Please O great one, tell me what to do? Barf……………….
IndyW 3 months ago
Oh look, MTG knows how to a drive stick.
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Traitor Trump is a 77 year old toddler, and the wicked witch is a younger toddler. Other than that, hard to tell the difference…..
Llama of Fashion 3 months ago
Did anyone else catch the little Easter egg that Clay put in?
If you look closely, Witchy MTG has a hairpin flying out behind her; this is a nice little nod to Chuck Jones’ Looney Tunes character Witch Hazel. She always had a handful of hairpins flying off behind her as she zoomed out of the scene!