Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 25, 2024

I’m sure Gary can help. He’s more full of “hooey” than most!

Asking a sheet head for advice about love just doesn’t seem like a very smart idea.

You’re right, Bea. That thing Owen described is what went wrong with Hooey, Dewey, and Louie.

I thought Hooey was on first.

Owen is right, Beatrice. What you have is an obsessive crush.

You didn’t stand a ghost of a chance with that explanation. She saw right through it. :)

Incidentally: Gary Hoey is a great guitarist.

What’s love, but a second-hand emotion?!

Well, speak of the devil…

Gary knows a thing or two about mind control, or he should.