Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 26, 2024

Why? So that he can chase after a black cat with a white stripe on her back?

“Sacre Liege! Le Pew!”

Ah, ma cherie! You are very shy, n’est-ce pas? But it is love at first sight, no? I am the peanut butter. You are the jelly. Come, let us make a sandwich of love.

Good ol’ Pepe lePew!!! D’ya think he’d be able to exist now?

Here’s something you might like. “Eau de Bootie” Never cared much foe Pepe, all the toons were basically the same thing!

If you want advice for that, shouldn’t you ask a dog?

So is my dog.

Then save your money.

on 2 different occasions i have had wild skunks walk up to me and let me pet them, one was a mom with 3 kits

what’re you shopping for??… you got it built in!

“You want something really disgusting? Well, OK, I get off at five.”

“Let me introduce you to my brother.”

OK, here’s a mirror.

You already have it. Eau de Furaldehyde is hard to beat.

Turn around and sniff your behind.

Perhaps you should try Le Boo Zard..