Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 22, 2024

“I didn’t get a roll…I got a piece of paper with writing on it!”

“I got a rock.”

P1 Some might slur on ToBe for throwing like a girl, but what the h*ll is that?

P2 “Uhhh Coach, where are the rolls?”

P3 “Three weeks in juvie?”

P4 “Nursery rhyme song leader.”

wtf?

Another RW gaffe !!!? 10 slips in the hat ? Uhm, there are only 9 positions in baseball .

I bet one of the things Snarkers miss is the starting line up Gil shares in interview with Marty or Marji Ducey. I suppose we will wait in anticipation for GilPa’s next flight to Central City to mole up, err hole up with Beth.

P1: You can never practice that shortstop throw from the plate area to the pitcher’s mound enough

P2.5: Hamlet?

The girls go toe-to-toe and the boys walk a mile in teammates’ shoes, I’m getting turned on.

Are you telling me they only have 10 players? That’s gonna make for a short season if someone gets injured.

Hmmm … someone was watching Season 3 of Ted Lasso!!!

Said no baseball coach ever…

P-3: So. Tobe is interested in how big Leo’s feet are. Is they turning gay? Tune in tomorrow to As The Weird Turns.

What is “right fielder understudy”?

Yeah! Gil is a coaching genius wasting time on this inane exercise to help bring on more failure!

thought for sure there would be a earth day theme today gil and keri planting a tree and jami wearing flowers in his hair

who got the role of feeding meemaw under the stands ?

panal two thing and family do a family portrait

I hope whoever is walking in Leo’s shoes brought duct tape.

P 2: Whiggy said ‘pinch me’ when he was told what that panel should look like.

Why not let them just run to a position and form a line for an at-bat like they do in elementary school?

Who the hell spray painted my outfield grass? Must be that jerk custodian Carl from Valley Tech. And speaking of jerks, you’d have to be a jerk to not read Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/22/gilbot-getting-closer-to-real-gil/

P2: Gotta get those hands close-ups in.

“It was April 21, 1977, New York Yankees Manager Billy Martin, picked his lineup by pulling names out of a hat, against the Toronto Blue Jays. That game was won by the Yanks, 8-6.”

Tomorrow, Gil gets a chimpanzee from the Milford zoo to pick names out of a hat. Cami approves.