Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 30, 2024

I feel you two…

There goes the planet!

And this used to be a nice place to live.

Probably covered with Spaceballs!

LOL. Even the squirrel is a green lizard.

They’ll be on display in Kentucky now.

call pest control…

And they’ll kill THEMSELVES off! Easy peazy!

Invasive and destructive little vermin!

I’m busy! Just trap ‘em under a glass and I’ll deal with ‘em later!

Or Really Big Mice!

You’ll never get rid of that infestation. You’ll go extinct first.

If you don’t take care of the problem now, you will never get rid of the pests.

Maybe they are middlemen Golgafrinchans.

Set out the traps.

Now it’s personal.

Just wait a tad longer boys … not created yet, but it is a tailless rodent with 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Second thought: Wonder what they taste like …?

Or bears. Maybe sabertooth tigers.

Not for millions of years.

Better call the Orkinsaurus