Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 01, 2024

Wheel, I don’t know about that

True.

It’s been taken for granite.

It’s an artist’s impression.

Think outside the block!

Smart marketing. Wait until everyone buys the square version, then release the “new & improved” 5-sided version. Release new versions every few months. By the time he releases the round version, he’ll be rich!

Flip it on its side and use it to display your flag.

This one is far more stable, don’t have to worry about it moving unexpectedly.

No, let’s not.

Squares are good for stopping.

Zorg in his “cubist” period.

It’s gneiss just the way it is.

Octo way that’s going to get hexed

And no need for brakes!

Like any great idea he’ll chip away at it.

It’s still in beta testing.

even if you did, that’d still be one, big, honkin’, wheel!!

It’s useless as a wheel. But it would make a nice wall. I can see a vase of flowers in the window.

Cube. IT’S A CUBE!

conservative