Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 27, 2024

Yep, that Petey sure is an open book. wait a minute… Alice tricked me!

The idea of the history of mankind in shoebox dioramas is hilarious.

Too bad Mel Brooks didn’t think of that first.

Alice, you know darn well that Petey doesn’t want anyone in his room nor want anyone touching his stuff, especially you and your friends.

Petey who? ツ

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy with a twinge of giddiness

This ain’t gonna end well.

Ask Alice when she is ten feet tall.

Read an article about a baby sloth being born.

The picture of the baby sloth looks just like Dill!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Wait’ll Stop Oil gets to the gallery…

HA! a Louvre guard!

Haha! Is that Petey and family at P.J.’s Piehole?

Uh-Oh! Inner Sanctum invasion in 3, 2, 1…..

I would love to see that exhibition—Petey’s one-man show years from now, when he’s a mysterious reclusive artist, world famous like Ai Wei.