Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for June 23, 2024

Cars behave a bit differently on land and under water.

Floundered

Ran into a filleting machine!!!

He is now a flatfish, or something with a lot of sole.

The walking fish didn’t know how to read. He will never walk again.

He’s fin•ished.

“Put one foot in front of the other/And soon, you’ll be walkin’ ‘cross the floor/Put one foot in front of the other/And soon, you’ll be walkin’ out the door.”

Ouch.

Splatay anyone?

And that is how sushi was invented.

I figured he got swarmed by seagulls

Some people, or fish rather, need help learning to read. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Silly shark

The sigh didn’t have fish language on it …… so the fish didn’t know what was written …… ;)

As impressive as that is, I’d wait until the election year is over before trying it out.

Smash(fish)burger?

Evolution in action. The daring a rewarded and the slow are eliminated.

Ouch…………

Rule of thumb: if any non-regular character crawls up on land, it dies. Run over by a vehicle, or tossed on a grill.