Close to Home by John McPherson for May 03, 2024

maybe we can choose the new president that way…

It’s The Hunger Games—with chairs!

Survival of the sittest.

I’ve never flown on that airline, but this is how I imagine you would claim your seat on a Southwest flight. (Of course, these seats are much too large to be on any commercial jet. Even in the first class section.)

Maybe a way to pick the jury at Trump trials?

John, you’re giving the corporate world too many free ideas. I’m thinkin’ you could profit from these! …… or is that just my evil-half shining through! ㋡

(I’m suppressing a big ‘ol Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!… Crap! It slipped out!)

Bleeb has placed himself in the best position of the week!!

Somebody’s gonna get hurt.

Strip poker would be more fun.

I guess that’s as good a way as any.

Once I got laid off because the other two people in the department were married with kids while was single and childless. The boss said one person had to go and he picked the one that would do the least damage.

Shouldn’t there only be 7 chairs?

Ha! And No saving a seat for your friend.

It was either this, or eeny, meeny, miny, moe again.

This could get physical, a real survival of the fittest.

What song are they playing? Take This Job and Shove It! ?

sweat

sounds fair to me…

What ever happened to coin flipping