Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 21, 2024

Dogecoin! Wow. So punching.

Whole-faced adults. Wow, Rip is a jerk.

Rip his ponytail off, Ripster!!!

Love Rip’s exposition to bring readers up to speed. This comic is like storyboards for a modern film noir.

Come let’s ka-stroll, ka-stroll across the floor. (apologies to The Diamonds.) :)

ka-cliffhanger

Crypto-goons

Classic. Classic exposition, classic coloring, classic ka-"ka"ing — the only thing missing is a nice stack of pancakes.

KA-DOGE!

So this is Barton Yardie? Looks like one of those smug yuppie types. Rip will wipe the floor with this guy.

Axe will now seek a new career as a school bus driver and kids will enjoy his many stories about why he carries his nose in his shirt pocket.

A mullet and a skinny mustache. Any damage Rip does here will count as a civic improvement.

“Today’s fourth panel is brought to you by Castrol!”