Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 02, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  7 months ago

    Just wait for the sun to “burn” out.

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this were taken from real life. My wife did tech support for a TV/internet service at one time, she was surprised at the amount of ignorance out there. One guy called in saying he couldn’t get his computer to turn off. She told him to push and hold the button for 5 seconds. He did and it turned off.

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    MRC112  7 months ago

    The number of idiotic questions you get about computers is epic. You all know the one about “Press any key” – “I can’t find the Any key”, but there are sooooo many more.I often feel that there should be a ‘driving license’ type of test so demonstrate that no, you are not actually too stupid to use a computer. Granted, a number of the questions come under the “I understand you may not have known that one”, but a lot aren’t and should have been obvious. Geff0811’s example is understandable. It’s not known to everyone that sometimes you have to do a hard reset (or pull the plug out)

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Get fiber optic cable.

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    ragsarooni  7 months ago

    Might be time to upgrade to,oh miracle of miracles,CABLE‼️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    Don’t worry guy, the Suns lost.

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    hooglah  7 months ago

    No problem. There will be several groups of lawyers that will sue somebody for the problem real soon. Lawyers were doing well for many years. Now, some have returned to the cesspool with the other bottom dwellers.

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    John Wiley Premium Member 7 months ago

    While a solar flare (or, more likely, an Earth-aimed coronal mass ejection) can cause a satellite TV interruption, every spring and fall “solar outages” occur when the sun, the satellite, and your satellite antenna come into alignment. Your TV provider’s website should predict these outages for your location.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    It should clear up when it gets dark.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Since he’s lounging around in his underwear (though the “T”- shirt is slightly incorrect) his next step should be to blame Biden…

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    but yet they can make sliced bread!!

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    Norris66  7 months ago

    Might help if you plugged in an antenna or cable box. Well at least he plugged the power cord in.

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