“Fright” of hand maneuver.
Keep that up and she’ll be your disappearing act.
Yes, the magic never disappears when you marry a magician.
Just don’t ask for card tricks as he isn’t playing with a full deck
Well, you asked for the bride’s hand…and where is it now? Whataya know? Right in your your face. SLAP!
Ugh…that would drive me nuts. Don’t do it, walk right out the door and keep moving.
WAIT TIL U C HIS MAGIC WAND!
And if she gets pregnant with a child he doesn’t want, he’ll make himself disappear
Good thing its not a goth wedding.
Watch her pull a divorce out of a hat.
“The ring? Sorry, I’m using it on my Prince Albert.”
The Walowitz wedding?
That doesn’t explain the ringing in her ear.
I think the cops caught him, wed handed.
Just keeping the magic in the relationship.
Let’s see what he pulls out of his @$$.
He’s such a good magician he made the best man and maid of honor disappear!
You knew the job was stupid when you took it.
So—an earring?
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
“Fright” of hand maneuver.
Ratkin about 2 months ago
Keep that up and she’ll be your disappearing act.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yes, the magic never disappears when you marry a magician.
Digital Frog about 2 months ago
Just don’t ask for card tricks as he isn’t playing with a full deck
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 2 months ago
Well, you asked for the bride’s hand…and where is it now? Whataya know? Right in your your face. SLAP!
saylorgirl about 2 months ago
Ugh…that would drive me nuts. Don’t do it, walk right out the door and keep moving.
1ecrae about 2 months ago
WAIT TIL U C HIS MAGIC WAND!
bignatefantic2.0 about 2 months ago
And if she gets pregnant with a child he doesn’t want, he’ll make himself disappear
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good thing its not a goth wedding.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Watch her pull a divorce out of a hat.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
“The ring? Sorry, I’m using it on my Prince Albert.”
formathe about 2 months ago
The Walowitz wedding?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
That doesn’t explain the ringing in her ear.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
I think the cops caught him, wed handed.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Just keeping the magic in the relationship.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Let’s see what he pulls out of his @$$.
WestofthePecan Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’s such a good magician he made the best man and maid of honor disappear!
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
You knew the job was stupid when you took it.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
So—an earring?