Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 09, 2024

His fee is $250 an hour per personality.

Charlie’s not here right now.

I’d charge all of ’em, to be on the safe (and profitable) side.

Oh, :-( he looks a bit like Mr. Dear, Fred Bassets dad.

Here’s Johnny!

“Oh”. says the patient, “that would be Mr. Hyde”.

When psychologists don’t get paid, therapist off bunch.

“…the one who’ll be paying my bill.”

Is Bill one of your sons… or just your accountant?

Hopefully it won’t be John Barron.

He should have told all of them to pay the bill.

A test for multiple personalities is getting more than one personality to pay the psychiatrist’s bill.

Ashley (The Young and the Restless) is in this situation now with 3 + / -.

When Eileen Davidson (Ashley’s portrayer) was on Days of Our Lives, she had 5 personalities.

I no longer have that personality.

This is a psychiatry joke that has been long in the making. ’Bout Time!