Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 02, 2024

talk about being well rehearsed, and they didn’t flub a single move.

I’m surprised Norm didn’t run off to take a break…

One of the reasons that golf is such an expensive sport.

Once again, Norm takes something literally. I remember when June told him to toss the salad.

I have to leave for boyscout camp today it is 4 hours away I have to be there at 1pm I have to leave at 9am in less then 3 hours

It’s clearly the clubs fault Ralph.

My brother-in-law and I use to go golfing frequently. He ended up in the sand traps so often I started calling him Lawrence of Arabia.

Norm? Not flub something (everything)? Now that is a miracle.

If you have someone break your club for you, you don’t get the full benefit like you would when you break it yourself.

Now I know who thinks guns are responsible.

Join the club, club.

Ralph has too much wear on his leg from his pro wrestling years, gets his jobber son to do the club-break spot!

I hope this the 18th hole, unless he has multiple drivers.

This kind of reminds me of a day I was riding past a golf course… A guy hit his ball straight into the small pond. I thought he’d drop another, and take a stroke, but, nope… he turned, and flung his club right after the ball! I thought I was going to fall off my bike, laughing! I loved it!

Asks for a driver, gets a one iron – no wonder he has so many problems.

give that caddy a big tip!!