Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 21, 2024

Ralph, “aim” a little further …… SOUTH!!!

;-)

Give her a cupcake, a balloon and a cheap gift. She’ll forget about it in 20 minutes anyways

Make each balloon EXACTLY the same size, then…“OMG, Ralph, did you just place two dark pinks near a MEDIUM pink?!? Can’t you do ANYTHING right?!?”

So, she’ll never be your tag team partner?

You’re correct Ralph, it will be a colossal pain in the neck, but the argument would be worse.

lets hope your wrong…

I see your point, Ralph. Who they gonna turn to to blow up all those ballons?

A true visionary is the hardest person to work with and if you work for one, just do what they want.

Okay, Ralph. Just succumb and prepare to be assimilated.

My husband and I learned a very long time ago that as a rule, we don’t work well together. Home projects like painting? Nope. It’s better if we leave the other person alone unless asked for help.

If Ralph says they don’t work well together, then that is true. It takes 2 to work well together. I doubt anyone would want to work with June (?) because she is so bossy.

I never could inflate a balloon by blowing into it. My lungs can’t do that.

Sounds like it is time for a trip to the hardware store….

He’s her air supply.

Here’s where the “we work well together” comes in. Ralph blows up the balloons, she puts them in place. Ralph says he’s getting lightheaded, she tells him not to think of himself, it’s Penny’s birthday.

I hope they have a pump. Or theirs goi g to be an artery blowout.

Just say no, Ralph. Be the man.

Is it just me, or does that flag look like a denture.

She must be a blonde