Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 2024

As usual, the woman feels the man’s place is in the wrong.

Blowout!

It’ll make the arch that much easier to take down later. And then Honeybunch can start putting up the Christmas decorations!

Working together brings them closer together as a couple.

Overfilled you say. Bl*w me.

Since they are filled with air, the arch will not stay up.

O-M-G

Sometimes, whatever you do is the wrong thing. When that happens, do whatever you want because you’re going to get into trouble for it regardless.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Don’t waste your hot air and time, hurry up and blow up and tie some more before the party starts!!

And so it begins.

Balloon arches are made of extra thick latex balloons, so this doesn’t happen, and they’re filled with helium.

Easily fixed

That didn’t take long, I mean the argument.

That’s one less balloon to pop.

My wife of 47 years treats me like a god. She blames me for everything. The weather, getting sick or an appliance that stops working, you name it, I’m the cause.

Ralph, all you have to do is look her in the eyes and say gently “Honeybunch, you need to calm down.”

Captain Raymond Holt NYPD would be disappointed. (RIP Andre Braugher.)

Miserable woman. Can never admit when she is wrong.